If dogs can have OCD he’s definitely obessed with catching groundhogs. He practically drags me over to the cemetery when I walk him. It’s interesting to watch his technique for catching them. First he’ll scout out their holes. He can tell when there’s one in the hole or not. Then he just waits to catch it out of the…

Well as soon as Tillerson was confirmed as secretary of state you knew those sanction would go bye-bye.

I just bought something on EBay yesterday and at check out there was an option to donate to the SPLC. I gladly donated.

I just bought something on EBay yesterday and at check out there was an option to donate to the SPLC. I gladly donated.

Weird. I was this close to buying the MX Master on Amazon yesterday. I bought it on Ebay instead because I found one for the price Amazon is selling it for today.

Weird. I was this close to buying the MX Master on Amazon yesterday. I bought it on Ebay instead because I found…

Wierd. I was this close to buying the MX Master on Amazon yesterday. I bought it on Ebay instead because I found one for the price Amazon is selling it for today.

Wierd. I was this close to buying the MX Master on Amazon yesterday. I bought it on Ebay instead because I found one…

I have a Boston terrier. He’s caught like 5 or 6 groundhogs. A groundhog vs. dog fight is pretty intense. But the dog usually wins. He’s become quite an expert at catching them. Groundhogs are slow and stupid. When they sense danger they run straight for their hole. They can’t outrun a fast dog. If you wanna borrow…

There’s a vacant church next to my apartment building. The groundhogs are tearing up the cemetery behind it. Gravestones falling over because groundhogs are making holes under them a huge hole under a tool shed. Sometimes I’ll let my dog loose and he’s become quite good at caching them. Terrier Vs. groundhog. Terrier…

Woah! Whoh! Whoah! Spoiler alert. Not everyone’s seen Sixth Sense yet

Bart Simpson gave a better book report.

2? I’m thinking like at least 4 or 5. Everything above the Mason Dixon plus Ohio maybe throw in Indiana and Illinois. The South and most of the Midwest. The Pacific Northwest plus Montana and Wyoming. California and maybe several other western states. Texas. Give New Mexico and half of Arizona back to Mexico. Utah can…

I remember my sister was in France and she had her passport stolen. You can’t just get on a plane, show up in in the Airport in NY and tell the nice man from customs “ Hey, I lost my passport but I’m totally an American. I promise. Can you just let me in?” No, she had to go the American embassy in Paris and fill out…

She grew up in Pennsylvania. Her parents are rich.

It always reminds me of when your’re writing your resume, and you have to think up an fancy way to describe in three or four sentences the fact that you sat in a cublicle all day and prepared TPS reports.

This was my favorite.

No, if you want to go back to your original phone look you don’t uninstall Nova launcher. On Samsung you go to the settings, choose applications, go to default applications, choose home key and change the setting from Nova launcher to touch wiz. Nova is still on your phone and you can go back to using it whenever you…

If anyone needs anything I’m going to the supermarket to stock up on canned goods for my bomb shelter.

I tried using Next Lock screen on my S7. Next didn’t work unless the fingerprint reader was turned off. With fingerprint reader on as soon as you press the power button it bypasses the lock screen and goes straight to the home screen, which defeats the purpose of a lock screen.

Android pay was pre-installed on my phone but when I tried using Next Lock screen on my S7 Next didn’t work unless the fingerprint reader was turned off. With fingerprint reader on as soon as you press the power button it bypasses the lock screen and goes straight to the home screen. which defeats the purpose of a…

Just imagine how much those girls were pocketing for themselves. And they still made that much. Impressive.