Literally any minute.

Pizzagate is real. I ordered a cheese pizza last week. The delivery guy shows up 45 minutes later with a 12 year old boy. I said what’s this? He says you ordered a cheese pizza *wink wink* I told him to take the kid back I wanted a pizza. He tells me I called the wrong place.

Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!

Will they start a Weather Channel boycott? Tomorrow’s weather : mostly cloudy with 80% chance of boycott. Temperature in the upper 40's. Now here’s Bill with the sports.

Don’t tell her Jesus was Jewish. I’m sure she believes Jesus was Christian.

It’s called Hawaiian pizza. Hawaii is one of the 50 states despite what Donald Trump thinks. So it’s 100% American. I’ll continue to support America and eat my ham and pineapple pizza

I seriously doubt those basement dwelling neckbeards could live without their Frosted Flakes and Mountain Dew.

That’s what scares me. People think he’s going to damage the country 4 four years. It’s going to take 20 years to fix the damage he does to this country.

Whats behind this door? Walk in freezer. You’re not fooling me. This where you’re hiding the kidnapped children.

Not sure what video you mean. I was thinking of Madonna kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the MTV video music awads.

He’s like the football coach that says he has a brilliant plan for the game this weekend but can’t tell anyone what it is because then the other team will know. Fact: Donald Trump is dierectly responsible for the failure of the USFL.

Looking forward to the inevitable lawsuit when Trump stiffs them. Prediction: they settle for $100,000 and an album deal with Trump records where they get 10% of all sales, the rest go to the owner of Trump records, Donald Trump.

He’s the same age as my parents. All they watch is ABC, NBC, CBS and a handful of cable channels. They dont have HBO or any other premium channels. They have no idea what hulu, netflix, amazon etc. are. So I’m sure Donny is the same way. Except my parents don’t use twitter and are in bed by 11:00 PM.

I wonder if the Hells Angels will hear about this. They do not take kindly to anyone whois not a member wearing their logo. That’s a serious offense to them.

Madonna kissing a younger pop star. I feel like I’ve seen that somewhere before.

Are we on your lawn gramps? Do need any help getting these young whipper snappers off?

So it will take Donny Boy roughly 30 years to save 1 million jobs at that rate. How’s that for math?

1000 jobs per week for 4 years is 208,000 jobs. Now that’s what I call Making America Great.

1000 jobs per week. 4 years. 52 weeks a year. 208,000 jobs total. Not exactly Making America Great.