1000 jobs per week. 4 years. 52 weeks per year. 208,000 jobs total. Not exactly Making America Great.

Normally when you apply for a job and tell them you don’t have any experience, you’ve ran a casino into the ground, declared bankruptcy 4 times, lost $900,000, haven’t paid federal taxes in almost 20 years,etc. they say thank you, next candidate.

I they’re waiting until late January early February to invade.

No, no, no. Only Hillary used email illegally. Trump said so. He couldn’t say that if it wasn’t true.

I’m confused. I thought it was the Clinton News Network because they were biased towards Hillary and so mean to Trump. It has to be true. Donald Trump tweeted it.

Based on that Taco Bell order I’m guessing Chris is in the 280-300 range and doesn’t move very fast. If he eats that much at Taco Bell I’m sure the rest of his fast food intake is equally as impressive.

Protester: Good evening shopkeeper. I would like to buy this pair of hand warmers.

And make Trump pay for it.

I understood that reference, but unfortunately that ones gonna sail over a lot of peoples heads.

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Jesus H Christ I can smell the vodka on his breath though my screen. And it’s not goodvodka like Grey Goose. It’s some bottom shelf cheap shit like Popov or Jacquin’s.

Less than 100 years and at this rate I fear history is about to repeat itself.

I picture a Trump victory tour to look something like this :

It looks like she wants this whole thing on video so everyone can see how unfairly she was treated. (At least in her mind) She looked at the person filming and it seemed to encourage her rant.

I’m sure she spells it Maddisynn. I’m getting a Kaitlynn or maybe Allysinn vibe.

So do I have this right? Those last two tweets he’s saying if he had just campaigned in the biggest states like California and Texas, since they have the most electoral votes, he would have won the popular vote and the electoral college? Even if the election was rigged against him. He thinks he wasted his time…

You get the McDonalds order wrong once, just once, and look what happens. You’re off the team.

“I was hacked and/or my phone was stolen. Hacked. No wait, stolen. No the first one. Hacked. No, stolen. Definitely stolen. I’m going with stolen. I’ve made up my mind. My phone was stolen.” Lili. Two ‘L’s two ‘I’s