I made it through about a minute and a half. For some reason I’m going to be walking around the rest of the day humming the I Dream of Jeanie theme.

My dog must think squirrels are magic. He will chase one and the squirrel will run up a tree. He will run 10 feetpast the tree, stop and look around like “where did it go? I was chasing it and then it mysteriously vanished.” He just has no concept of up. It’s funny and kind of sad at the same time because it happens…

Her name is Jennifer. I introduced her to my super hard of hearing mom. “Mom, this is Jen.” Later I said something about Jen to my mom. “I thought you said her name was Chen.”

My girlfriend is Korean. She was adopted by white parents when she was a baby. When she introduces people to her mom their look of confusion is priceless.

Can’t wait for his 2000 word piece explaining how Desiigner is a lyrical genius and Philly doesn’t understand real hip hop.

When I moved into a new apartment once my roommate and I noticed an odd smell in the freezer. It gradually got worse and worse and eventually moved to the refrigerator. It got so bad any food in the refrigerator or freezer would start to smell and we had to throw all our food out. It was this rotten smell that was…

I like the Chieftains with Mick Jagger version of Long Black Viel.

I feel the same way when I see the Cialis commercial with the people in the bathtubs. Cialis is for every day?! I have a prescription and they are $50 a pill and my health insurance doesn’t cover boner pills. How are these guys taking it every day? I obviously have the wrong health insurance. How do I get on the plan…

Do we have all of a Iraq’s oil? No we dont. Pretty sure that was Condoleezza’s job to make deal to get that oil. All she does is sit and wave. Sad.

https://youtu.be/jIS3KouPdgM

My friend went to Bard college and explained the lyrics to me.

I’m seriously confused about how someone votes “four, five, six, seven times.” Why not 50? 100? 1,000?

Nailed it.

My friend was just up there and she posted a bunch of pictures on instagram of some of the old resorts. Really interesting stuff.

My brother-in-law grew up like 2 miles from there. At one point it wa abandoned and all the buildings were overgrown with weeds and falling down.

My brother-in-law grew up like 2 miles from Mt. Airy lodge. I know about ten years ago I went to his parents house. We drove by it and and it was abandoned and all the buildings were in disrepair and falling down. It was kind of sad after seeing all those commercials.

Look at the mullet on that guy. It’s exquisite. The kid is sporting a nice mullet too. And she’s rockin the femullet(female mullet). This picture is giving me mullet overload.

When Belushi and Ackroyd think you have a coke problem, you may have a coke problem.

Carrie Fisher would know. The story is that during filming of Blues Brothers John Belushi and Dan Ackroyd had to tell her she was doing too much coke.

I think you’re reading too much into her face that’s not there. To me her face looks frozen from a combination of botox/plastic surgery. She is physically not capable of expressing emotions with her face.