You callin’ me stupid? I know what nucular frisson is.

My biggest pet peeve is people who don’t stop at the stop line. They either stop too far forward that they are actually in the cross walk or three feet behind the line so they don’t trigger the camera. It live on a side street. The light at the main street is timed to stay green on the main street ubless a car…

I was just in Vermont and the was a sign telling you that the traffic lights were timed for 30 mph.

The first time I heard Bawitdaba I was convinced Kid Rock was a one hit wonder. I would have bet money on it. Boy did he prove me wrong.

I never heard Eminem played on a rock station. And the only Beastie Boys songs I’ve heard on rock stations are “Fight for your right to party” and “Sabotage.” Rock songs. Hell my local rock station didn’t start playing Bob Marley until about 10 years ago. I know people who swear Eric Clapton wrote “Crossroads” and “I…

The guy with the hat and plaid shirt is thinking “I could take him...I could take him...I could take him...She’d kick my ass.. I could take him...”

Looks like some bikers decided they would be security at the rally. Bikers doing security. What could possibly go wrong?

Dont forget Quarter Pounders washed down with Diet Coke.

I had a doctor ask me how often I drink and I truthfully said rarely. She looked me like I was turning her office into a house of lies. I could see it in her face she was discusted with me because she was convinced I was lying to her. I never went to that doctor again.

I have a plan. But I wanna be—I don’t want to... Look. I have a very substantial chance of winning. Make America great again. We’re going to make America great again. If I win, I don’t want to broadcast to the enemy exactly what my plan is.

That just happened to me last night. I was in the center lane of 3 lanes and I can see some guy coming up to pass me on the right. He’s not doing it very quickly. He’s slowly creeping past only doing a couple of miles per hour faster than me. Just as he gets about even with the corner of my trailer he flashes his high…

My biggest peeve is people who can’t merge onto an interstate at high speed. I drive a truck for a living and I see this all the time. The way it works is you need to be at highway speed at the end of that on ramp. And yes, that involves pressing the gas pedal. You don’t slowly accelerate down the ramp and then take…

I know a couple of Mexicans, about 80% of the Canadians I know, about a dozen Irish, an English couple, a German guy, a few from Africa. They are all doing it.

A few places I’ve been kicked out of :

Yes to all those questions. The driver is required to do a thorough inspection of all mechanical parts before driving. Black ice? Maybe you should have slowed down. Road debris? If you were paying attention you cpuld have avoided that. Basically as far as a case in court everything is driver error.

Fun fact: most of the bridges in NY state the posted clearence is actually one foot less than the actual clearence. This is to allow for diffences in road surfaces, weather conditions, etc.

New Jersey does that.

I drive a truck and I hate driving in Pittsburgh because of the hills and bridges. I’m glad they finally raised the ceiling on thouse two tunnels. The one on 376 I think it’s called sqirrel hill and the other one I forget the name of. The clearence used to be 13'6". Most trucks are 13'6". you could see the top of…

My girlfriend has a dog like that. For some stupid reason she never had him neutered so he’s aggressive as fuck toward other dogs. I’ll pass people walking their dogs and they’ll be like “does he want to say hi?” And I clearly tell them no, he is NOT friendly. The fact that he’s growling, his hackles are standing…