My girlfriend has a Boston and he hates hugs. He decided one day I was his best friend, but if I tried hug him he will bite me. In fact he doesn’t like to be touched at all. He used to love to be pet and scratched like any other dog. After he got Lyme disease he changed and no longer wants to be pet. He does show…

Day two of Trump’s presidential term:

Can’t wait for his big revelation “the following NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, Golfers, NASCAR drivers, tennis players, Olympic athletes, pro bowlers, etc, etc are gay.”

What about domino tower 5? Explain that.

I just assumed they were smart enough to turn that off. I at least that was my first thought before I even pressed play on this video. You’re building your huge domino tower right below the air conditioning duct? I’m not Nostradomus, but I think I know how this is going to turn out.

But he can’t be racist. He has a black freind. Well, at least there’s a black guy on his hockey team. Who knows if they are really friends.

72 hours? I can start to feel that its working after an hour. And it lasts 24-36 hours. I’ve taken one on Friday night and I can still get it up on Sunday which was definitely from the Cialis.

I had Blue Cross/Bue Shield PPO and they would not pay for Cialis. It says so right in the handbook. Maybe they pay for Viagra. I’ll ask my doctor to switch to Viagra. Doesn’t matter now. I switched jobs and no longer have that health plan.

3-5? That’s crazy. One 20mg Cialis lasts me 24 hours.

I have diabetes. That’s what causes my ED. My health care plan won’t cover my Cialis.

Here’s a downer for you. I have a prescription for Cialis. My health insurance doesn’t cover boner pills. I have to pay $350 out of pocket for six pills. So I use them sparingly.

Ihave a precription for Cialis. I’m in my mid 40's and little Redeye doesn’t work like it used to. My health insurance doesn’t pay for boner pills. So I have to pay out of pocket to renew my precription. I’m allowed to get six pills at a time. Each pill costs $55. So $350 to renew my script.

1) Lynyrd Skynyrd What there’s like 2 or 3 original members?

It’s a miracle that this bridge hasn’t fallen into the water already.

It’s a miracle that this bridge hasn’t fallen into the water already.

It was built during the Korean War so there was a shortage of materials. So they skimped on construction.

They cannot get that new bridge finished fast enough. I’m a truck driver and my old route used to take me across this bridge 4 or 5 times a week. It’s so poorly built. You don’t notice it in a car, but it will make my truck bounce up and down violently when it hits the seams. You really feel it when the truck is…

I’ve never seen my dog eat its own poop or any other dog’s poop, but he goes fucking ape shit for rabbit poop.

Does Varys own a DeLorean?

Yes. Yes. Yes. If he parked on an incline and didn’t set the parking brake the car should not have rolled. Don’t blame the manufacturer.