"What are your thoughts on Hans Gruber, Midfielder from FC Augsburg in Bundesliga?"

The prankster then tried to pull the same trick off on some Arsenal fans, only for them to respond with "Nice try, dickwad, but our club doesn't believe in the transfer market."

Sounds like he's getting plenty of court time.

All NBA stars covet a ring above all else. Kevin Durant just took it a little too far and ended up becoming the tenth Ringwraith.

No, no... Mr. Winslow, that is not what we meant. Please put your beefmeter away.

There's only one man for the job.

Asked to comment on the animation, George said "That's quite the Take On Me."

Revenge is a dish best served YELLING AT ERIN ANDREWS FACE!!!!

"you have selected: POWER DRIVE."

a roster that includes five pro Bowlers.

Come on, Abraham made some Pro Bowls but seriously, dude played mostly in Atlanta at DE before the position was cool and never even reached a Super Bowl.

He has lost a few pounds in recent years, so I'll say four? He's short and compact, which I think helps in the leverage department. But I think he'd be squirming and stuff the whole time, which affects balance and focus.

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

I'm not Cliff Bleszinski. I'm not Ken Levine. I'm just a guy who has seen a lot of hatred that is undeserved for a medium that really is just a piece of entertainment. I'm relatively new to the field—I've been working in games for five years—but I have never seen this level of hatred in any other industry. Do…

That's a terrible name for a boat since the "Way of Wade" is to collapse whenever it gets close to something.

"Philip Rivers throws to... who I can only assume is an undrafted rookie from Appalachian State... And INTERCEPTED... by... a guy who probably played in the CFL last year? Maybe? Fuck it."

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"As a guy who moved from Ohio to D.C. to take a better job, I have but one piece of advice: the road trip to Buffalo is a killer."

High standards for 13-year-olds, I see.