Well-said, man. The fact he was on Raw last night cutting that promo makes it even worse. This is the most shocking wrestling death since Benoit. I really hope he got to make amends with Hogan before passing.

In related news, Fortune North Korea named Kim Jong Un the 11th Greatest Leader in the world. He also holds down the 1-10 spots.

For some reason, George REALLY wants to get an interview with Chris Berman.

The Browns would make a special cake for Jimmy Haslam that has a file in it.

Hey, the Wolves got to the Western Conference Finals in 2004! That's total playoff success.

I honestly assumed that Cowherd's bracket and the "chalk" one would be exactly the same.

Well, he now has 153 followers and I expect that number will rise. I hope one of them asks him to explain his hatred for Candice.

You want to make enemies? Try to read something.

It's going to be really awkward when someone ponies up to get to be a part of Inside the NBA, then reveals they only did it to meet Charles Barkley.

Based on Casino's memoirs You're Fucking Liable, I'm Fucking Rich.

I think it's time to put Danganronpa on this list. Monokuma commands it.

So, does "Do you even lift" qualify as a clown question now?

Man, you were like the bridge between Kotaku and Deadspin, the only two sites in the Gawker family I frequent. I'll miss you as you head back into that cornfield one last time. Say hi to Terrance Mann for me.

I shoveled shit in Louisiana.

I bite my nails and it's terrible. I think I'm going to eventually start wearing gloves all the time and pretend that I'm some big-time assassin who's ready for a job at a moment's notice.

He gets more done before noon than most paper guys get done before 5 AM.

This needs many more stars, so very many more.

If I had one guess as to which person in this story had the Twitter handle "So_Lucrative," I definitely would have guessed the cult leader.

A game all about glass shattering and no Stone Cold Steve Austin anywhere in sight? How disappointing.