The enforced secrecy is due to the fact that the UTEP players won't be charged as adults.

Option 3: People Obsessed with Fan Authenticity

And Jordan only wore 23 to remind him of the rules of Blackjack. Presaged his future gambling prowess.

PBR is way off the chart in the bottom left.

And yet, under Russian law, this is only the second-worst crime to appear on Deadspin today.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

Well, the mysteries of Final Fantasy Versus XIII(XV), Kingdom Hearts 3, Persona 5, and Metal Gear Solid V were solved this year. Japanese developers went ham this year.

You left out the best one! "Giving him the business"

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

Why is the whole video in slow motion?

"Oh, I guess there weren't any transcendent players in this draft. It's OK, we'll get another crack at it AN ENTIRE GODDAMN GENERATION FROM NOW."

Stay Assy, Pete.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

My Top 3 Favorite Unwritten Rules of Basketball in Descending Order:

2. Major pro sports championship?

He's not a player, he just gets crushed a lot.

"dressed up on some cosplay"? Is that slang for a drug?

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I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say Luigi's PhD is from University of Phoenix.

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