An all Hail Mary offense makes sense in North Dakota. Though in South Dakota, I'm assuming they...Rushmore.

No problems over here at the all system gaming alliance. Enjoying Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo and PC without the bickering of which is better. All games are great, no need to have senseless arguments over which can do what when you can have it all.

BAHAHA YES BOSTON! This needs to be an achievement in the game

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I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

Forza 5 says differently.

I'll always be right here, In your heart.

As a lawyer, I can say that there are an odd number of comments on Deadspin that start with "As a [insert year] law student"...

The Mariner, whose purse is light,

What the NFL finds itself stuck between:

Missing the "True Gamers."

STEP 3: KNOW YOUR QUEUES

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

You'll never guess what this man is doing to save his city. Hint: BLINK and you'll miss it.

SHE WENT FROM WAR GENERAL TO OPERA SENSATION IN 4 MINUTES FLAT. HOW DID SHE DO IT? WITH A RIBBON.

PS: I will never like December 31. I will never like this day. True New Years Eve revelers know what I mean.

Dr. Jesse Equalshero Ph.D C.R.P.

Player: JESUS CHRIST!

That Blazers picture frame seems just about right.

In the year of the new century and thirteen,
From New Albion will come a great King of the Espions.
The sky will burn at forty-five degrees
And the goddamn Texans will finish 2-14.