"Sir, the actions of my client cannot be illegal; the records were, kept on legal pads and, ipso facto, they must be legal."
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"I'm a father and I have two young children to look after," Smith said today. "It made more sense for my family to get a deal done before that."
My Macbook Pro won't even play Sid Meier's Trains without heating up like a motherfucker. I really regret putting $2000 into this thing.
Finally, hockey gets the proper respect it deserves in Atlanta
What the hell are you talking about? There aren't "many Marlins fans".
To be perfectly honest, even if you give your kid a reasonable name, chances are I will still hate your baby.
Colin Cowherd would tell you that if Colin Cowherd was a professional athlete, Colin Cowherd would play in Florida because they have no state income tax. Colin Cowherd would be the on the same businessman/professional athlete level as Shaq.
I guess he pizza'd when he should have french fried.
Wasted!
During questioning, Burgess allegedly told an officer he hit nine cars because "the controller was different than the one I use at home, bro."
The gold Metallica record the Indians gave him is pretty cool. So is the surfboard.
As a member of the bar, the only people I hate more than lawyers are law students. Also, he misspelled "remedy." And used bold and underline. Jesus.
Tough to have too much sympathy for someone whose championship dreams were tied to Ahmad Bradshaw.
Just make it old school. Let me run at 60 mph, let me circle strafe my opponents, let me carry 10 weapons, and let me heal with medkits. Don't put me on a goddamned turret section. Don't make me have to plink away at a faraway speck until the game says I can move to the next action setpiece. Cut out all the Modern…
Really, Rick? A tomahawk jam? SMH
Can you guys mention I broke this on Twitter first?
So, the Canadian helped Anderson get laid? She's not catfishing, she's pimpin'.
Noting that the paint was red, pink, blue, and orange, police have four suspects.
Actually, Adam Schefter reports Bucco Bruce is pissed off at Schiano and wants out, too.