"No, no, tell the umps they get one ball for the game. If they want more there's a Wal-Mart down the road."

You know, I really wouldn't mind if the Yankees demoted Rodriguez to Bat Man.

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

Not *THE* Duane Gill?

Jake Roberts: This is a snake draft right?

college = cheap food = taco bell = mountain dew baja blast, which is one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind and makes taco hell slightly more palatable

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.

I don't like a story where the person who comes across like the least biggest piece of shit is Mike Vanderjagt.

#NeverForget

Even Lawrence Taylor thinks a month into the sixth grade is too young.

"1st Round Glory Boy might have been in 6th grade, but hardworking UDFA Seahawks WR Doug Baldwin was ALREADY IN EIGHTH GRADE. While Griffin was skirting by on his talents, Baldwin was clearly more experienced, staying after school to attend extra tutoring sessions. The work clearly paid off when Baldwin played a key…

Looks like we got ourselves a GLOREEEEEE BOYYYY on our hands. This guy, rather than drinking his own pee in silence like some hard-working, late-round draft pick fan, felt the need to post it to youtube, to gain fame and notoriety off his routine fandom. The football gods will not look kindly on such gloreeeeeee…

I hear Phil Mickelson has already taken advantage of the offer.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

Now this would be a Real Sports scandal, Drew.

The worst person in this scenario is the one who decided to make a video in portrait mode.

I want to do a kickstarter and just fund these two guys going to various live events and being in the background.

Mike Wallace Is Already Bitching About His Role

Not sure these programs are worth the fuss. When was the last time they had a guy go pro?

Why r u hatin on Sacramanto Hot Winds was it true cinema like ur faggy french films no, but it was a fun movie with lots of entertainig stuff in it so FUCK YOU