No one in Washington will care until it's shown being tossed around some outdoor meat market every week on TV.

Even Chelsea isn't getting Gruber to transfer. I've heard the trigger for his escape clause is $640 million in bearer bonds.

It doesn't feel genuine to me. D+

"I'm hoping for a tie between Aaron Craft and Doug McDermott. Hustle and grit."

To be fair, drunk drag racing will probably turn you into a wrecking ball.

And that is why they're called the Harvard Crimson.

What he has is failure to communicate.

Looks like the game crashed. Do you want some help with that, kupo?

A-ha! I get the joke now.

I think some random Minnesota fans are supporting Seattle because of Percy Harvin. Or Tarvaris Jackson. Both are integral parts of Vikings history.

Jeopardy contestants are regularly pretty bad at sports categories, as Jim Rome pointed out.

This is going to work out really well for the guy who started companies named "Blue 28" and "36 Razor" years ago.

I'm still hoping Amy Adams can pull off the win for Best Actress. She's been quietly racking up award nominations for about the last three or four years.

When asked about how he felt about his successor, former Vikings coach Leslie Frazier said "..."

In two weeks, the Browns will shock the world and excite their fanbase by announcing their new coach is "Cardboard Cutout of Urban Meyer." He will win more games than Crennel did.

You're a GM candidate who has been offered jobs with the Lions, Browns, Redskins, and Vikings. Which one do you take and why?

This definitely applies across all areas of popular culture. All you need to do is check Twitter after an athlete screws up and costs his/her team a game or worse, costs someone a fantasy game.

Optimus Prime? Was Tim Duncan spending some of his offseason hanging out with the White Sox?

Gah, beat me to a flopping joke. Well-played.

Sadly, the Way of Wade had to be scuttled after it lightly brushed against another boat and immediately tipped over and capsized.