THIS is what happens when you fuck around with Mew-genics.

Whoever voted for Rogers is playing it close to the vest. I hope they know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em.

PEDs taken to the next level. They're all the rage in baseball writing these days.

Considering there were members of the BBWAA who didn't vote for Maddux, only voted for Jack Morris, or voted for Armando Benitez, the "bunch of kids" who post here know what they're doing more than the mighty baseball writers.

"What a disgusting act."

It kind of sucks that every time Embiid wants to go home, Hulk Hogan has to grab the controls to crash the plane.

I would have thought she was a Georgia/Mississippi State fan with the way she tried to deliver that bulldog.

I have to say the action in this one is a steppe up from the usual city footage we get in these videos.

If you could blow yourself, the only thing your super-sperm could produce is the next Ron Jeremy.

Coach Woodson: I know you're hurt and we suck, Melo, but you should probably try to watch us play.

Duncan activated a power-up that sends everything into bullet time.

This doesn't match JBL and John Cena reenacting A Few Good Men for Wrestlemania 21.

Trey Burke forcing overtime against Kansas in the Sweet 16.

Hooray! Proof of life of Zodiac Motherfucker!

So many crutches. This is what happens when your kids outsource their Christmas list writing to Gronk.

"You want Mario gone? Get in line."

Meanwhile the Yankees are really hoping another team talks about A-Rod's contract and have to take him as a penalty.

Good to see him branching out from baseball to teach Greek roots to his Twitter followers.

His original plan was to base the offense around running downhill until he realized at least half of his games would be played in the Red River Valley.

For the Alliance!