Cunt Punt Sorority President or whatever her title was.

Too bad Al Davis is dead. He would already be in negotiations to hire Cleatus, the Dancing Fox Football Robot.

Athlete 1: What's your favorite Allman Brothers song?

Someone needs to get on doing a GIF of Tony Allen's head on Shawn Michaels's body and having him hit Sweet Chin Music on Paul/some random wrestler.

So can you pay an escort with a bike? If the answer is "yes," do you think it was the result of the Spanish Fly?

MLB.tv premium is $129.99 and allows you to watch four games at once in HD and on a ton of different devices. League Pass will likely freeze if you try more than one game at once. Or even one game at all.

Come on guys, he's been through a lot of stuff.

I was hoping the North Stars one would have been a Proto Man sprite.

It looks like he's combining as many wrestling taunts as he can into one routine, which more or less summarizes my entire catalog of dance moves.

What's up with the ghost newspaper the dude's holding?

Part 29 of 430? That's why you off-screen shit.

This really makes the game really rad, even though the creatures from Ganon ARE pretty bad.

Big Papa Pump is the hookup for all your Miami Dolphins news. Holla if you hear me.

Everyone has a mystic arte now? Sold.

The amount of women talking in sports to the amount of women who have something to say is one of the most disproportionate ratios I've ever seen in my life.

Ironically, showing up to the tournament stripped Incognito of his prized "honorary brother" status.

+1 for digging deep with that one.

We're done here. +1

In this situation, I think we can all agree the proper course of action is to ditch the car and go steal another one while the cops aren't looking.

Thank goodness. I got really tired of creating Kenny Powers every year. MLB 14 the Show, you're fucking in. All other baseball franchises are likely fucking out.