Did you feel additional pressure in New Orleans when Ditka gave up pretty much an entire draft's worth of picks to trade up to get you?

The video cuts off before he yells at the bartender to make a shot in his teammate's mouth so he can shit in it. He calls it a Daunte Culpooper.

It can't be as bad as Wrestlemania 2000 on the N64. Even on the lowest difficulty, you got countered all the time.

A big reason few are talking about this is likely that it was against the disaster that is the Minnesota Vikings. Their defense is largely worthless and their big Hail Mary throw as time expired bounced at the five yard line.

I had big plans in Athens, but Marathon really fucked them up. I had to head back to Asia afterwards.

I'm with Phil. No one up here eats lutefisk anymore because it's terrible. If you want actual good Norwegian food that North Dakotans eat, it's lefse. Lefse is the bomb. And yes, we still say things are the bomb up here. We're a little behind the times.

Ubisoft will do whatever it wants. Everything is permitted.

I feel Kliff Kingsbury guy should be making the symbol for the Shocker. Koach Kliff seems like the type of guy who's made that sign about a jillion times...bruh.

Madame Butterdie

But what about my Game Gear?! Oh, never mind. The batteries went dead during the landing sequence.

Damn, I was hoping to reinvent myself as Blazing420allday69. Looks like that will have to wait.

So the Thief studio canceled a dark project? Sounds about right.

I can't wait for testimonials like "I got the plat on Hannah Montana and it paid for my new car!"

This is very depressing and only goes to prove that God hates Jags.

Every time I get close to the White Whale, it's already engaged in combat with some stupid ship named the Pequod. It's downright obsessive about that whale.

Heeey, kids! Wanna watch some basketball?

The Lakers still have Wes Johnson. They're likely going to be terrible based on that fact alone.

Possible campaign slogan: They say the Ukraine is weak. It will not be weak under my rule.

But he is a real Native American chief, right?

Harrison also wrote a spinoff about playing Rollerball on a rocking boat, but it never caught on. I think it was called Tippy Canoe.