"Child molesters definitely didn't ruin everything for me."

Ever since reading that story, Michael Beasley has been furiously trying to get Jay-Z as his agent.

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE!

Maybe it's for the best. There has never really been a need for a sequel. The secret ending wraps up the story in a nice little bow and there's nothing else I ever really wanted out of the game in general.

"Rovell gets it. People want to see big markets and big brands and he attaches himself to them like any smart person would. I he did something else, I'd say he's a stupid Midwesterner."

White Collar Fight Club markets heavily to accountants by saying "By the time we finish with you, everyone will be in the red."

I want my kid to be tough, so I'll give him a name that will get him beaten up like Norwood, Bartman, Mesa, or Brettfavreinterception

When you describe Mario like that, it just sounds trippy and possibly terrible. Way to go, newspaper of record.

I wonder what happens if you try to steal a shovel or slingshot from the Nooklings in Animal Crossing Koholint.

You might want to alter your criteria to include such pompous words and phrases as "Glory Boy," "Theory" (only with a capital letter so it can apply to particular athletes/actors/strip club bouncers), and "seriously, those domestic violence charges were bullshit please buy my e-book."

As putting the World Cup there seems like an increasingly poor decision, you have to wonder how much Doha was in the Qatari bribe to FIFA.

There are two ways to actually make money from video games on YouTube:

Hyper-realistic graphics? Psh. The only thing in that vein I care about is hyper-realistic blood in my haunted video game creepypastas.

There's another hidden layer. The Redskins use the pistol, but it's not working as well anymore, just like the Native Americans won some battles with firearms but ultimately were killed or forced onto reservations. This is like how the Redskins will probably ultimately lose the battle against those who want to get…

Why are you doing this at 2:30 AM, dude? You know the Pay 'n' Spray is probably closed and you're too drunk to be able to effectively lose the cops and reduce your wanted stars.

Loved it until the unwinnable boss battle against Governor Gettys.

How does the guy in the suit see out of it? The eyes on Raider Rusher are at about shoulder level.

Don't forget "Welcome to the Jungle."

The dude also cites his notes from Contracts as an authority. I have a feeling he didn't do very well in his Appellate Advocacy class.

Of course law students in Mississippi would invoke Article 2, which deals with sale of goods, for moving people around.