There's a dude in an Eagles shirt who only has his right arm in frame. Around two minutes in, I can't tell if he's doing the standard "check out how funny I am, breh" move of the pantomime blowjob or the Rob Van Dam pointing at himself pose.

Those two pretty much have to be on board as there's a bunch of stuff that was left open at the end of SC 2, presumably for a sequel, like "what's the deal with the Orz," "why are the Arilou always hanging around Earth," "who created the Mycon," and most importantly, "why does the Melnorme bridge turn purple?"

He's more like the Carlos Mencia of joking refs.

This looks awful, but I can appreciate the sediment of trying to make your helmets unique.

I assumed that the now-former chairman had stolen it a la a smooth criminal.

Does this mean Atlus can work on a new Skies of Arcadia game? You know you want it to happen.

Dan Snyder is on the phone right now to Reilly's father-in-law to be the next Native American spokesperson for keeping the name.

+1 ride aboard the Ho Train.

Beck WILL be allowed to break news for B/R, but only in slideshow format.

"I"m pretty sure I was in a war so we wouldn't have to deal with this shit anymore."

Bucco Bruce, when asked for a comment, responded by laughing and jumping onto a nearby rope.

Aw, the left side is missing Corpse Party.

Sumo wrestling has never been the same since Yokozuna lost the WWF Championship.

Oh wow. +1

If David Wilson had died, then he probably would have had more than the -3 fantasy points everyone got out of him.

Bret: With the first pick, I take the best there is, best there was, best there ever will be: Adrian Peterson.

At this point the only righteous indignation I can muster for a college sports scandal is to USC for the Reggie Bush house thing because fuck USC.

This guy is a huge Oklahoma homer? Glad we found that one out sooner rather than later.

Gah, you're right. He was tripping on LSD at the time.

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