At least whoever was House Lannister can always be counted on to pay his entrance fee.

A total dick? Doesn't know when to shut up? Already being called out by some form of media for being a dick? Has equally dickish family members? Looks like we have the next Jets coach.

Beardo and Dreads vs. Laker Bros, tag team match. WHO YA GOT?

How has Chris Berman not given Wallace a 60 Minutes-related nickname yet?

You didn't dig deep enough for the true best movie of the summer, the raw, real Community Access Presents City Commission Meeting, 4-10-13. I don't think I've ever seen a performance like Tim Fluppard as "Man Complaining About Property Taxes."

Vilma can always recoup any losses from barbecue by cross-promoting them with Bounty paper towels.

Why Deadspin Doesn't Suck: Drew was a lineman at a D III school and never got drafted. Verily, he is no Glory Boy and can play for TMQ's flag football team any day.

I am genuinely amazed at how many people are completely open about their "I'm just mailing this in" fandom choices of Cowboys-Lakers-Yankees-Notre Dame-Duke-Man U. It's absolutely shameless.

Bern, Baby, Bern

What the fuck is Peek-Town, K-S? Is it Topeka? Is it the name of a really bad strip club?

Game: Ultima Worlds of Adventure 2: Martian Dreams

If the streets are blocked, just get the US military to bring some helicopters to fly the players to the stadium. Maybe play some Ride of the Valkyries during the final descent for good measure.

Everything about the fans can be summarized by saying "The Vet had its own jail."

If Johnny Football keeps this up, he's going to have Virgil following him around before long.

You think that's crazy? Bro, let me give you a shot-by-shot recap of my latest round of golf or some analysis from a fantasy draft for a league you're not in.

Jesus, take the chipmunk!

I really hope you do this on multiple sites. This bit is far too good to be restricted to just Deadspin.

The Potato Bowl is really just an excuse for the local potato processor to saturate all of Grand Forks with fries. It's terrible and delicious and exactly what everyone should expect out of the Upper Midwest.

Some of the crazy passing animations look new, like the no-look one from Rubio to Budinger.

Remember Playmaker mode? I have no idea why they don't go back and improve on that. Calling out receivers to block for you when you broke a run was pretty amazing.