On the other hand, hitting .128 is pretty impressive for a ghost who can only sporadically manipulate a bat.

That bro is going to learn that you can't crush too much pussy with a crushed face.

Vader was billed from the Rocky Mountains, Ford smoked rock...I think you're on to something here.

I think he's more "Next" than "Now."

Tomorrow on NFL Countdown: Kaepernick might be the greatest of all time, but is he "elite?"

Yeah, that rant came out of nowhere. His hot data to back up his take included "I think Steve Young and Troy Aikman are really good at their jobs (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA), and they got concussed, so they're overhyped as an injury" and an e-mail from someone who claimed to be a doctor.

We all know what happens when pitchers get mad. Just look at Chan Ho Park's sweet spin kicking skills.

I was hoping it would be a Kickstarter for a new stadium. The stretch goals include "clean bathrooms" and "reasonably priced food."

This sure doesn't buck the trend of terrible Russian driving being caught on video.

Everything was finalized in only a few months? It's probably due to Duncan's consistent, workmanlike attitude throughout the whole process.

Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way...for $3.99.

Those Duke boys used to be way better at this sort of thing.

E-C-W! E-C-W!

E-C-W! E-C-W!

+1 washed up class clown

He snapped after telling the victim "No, for the millionth time, I did NOT grow up in a little pink house."

Why don't you come to Eden Prairie or Edina and rip the Vikes like that, Drew? You know what will happen. We'll smile and then talk behind your back about how we hate you.

The best story ever about Twins beat writer La Velle E Neal III is that local legend/old guy no one listens to anymore Sid Hartman once met him at some baseball media function and thought he was Tony Gwynn.

I look forward to playing next year with the Gainesville Crocs, the Baton Rouge Big Cats, and of course the Tuscaloosa Red Wave and their signature "Spin Wave" cheer.

I bet this guy keeps stats and talks about how he'd be a big-time pro kickball player if his middle school gym teacher hadn't benched him that one day because he forgot to bring his gym clothes to school.