I only clicked on that link to see what brilliant comments PFT's readers had made on the story. They did not disappoint.

Who's the coach? Professor X? Nick Fury?

Next up: Seeing the writing on the wall, Gregg Easterbrook quits, goes to the Atlantic full-time, and proceeds to write a 10,000-word column on weasel columnists not fulfilling their obligations.

I'm going to move the Browns to Toronto and rename them the Maple Leafs (because that city needs a franchise like the Browns), move the Ravens back to Cleveland, make them the Browns again, blow the team up, then as soon as they're getting ready to contend again, move them back to Baltimore to be the Ravens 2.0.

Great workout, everyone! Next time I'll show how to do an exercise I call "closing the fucking door."

Stephen A: Did you just hear that fart I ripped? It was a top-10 fart of all time!

This merits a Rock Chalk Jayhawk cheer.

I think every Cleveland and Minnesota sports fan can sympathize with this.

What you don't see is Joey Crawford showing up and ejecting all the kids from the hallway.

Whether it's a cigar or a hot dog, it's undoubtedly hotter than any of the Astros' bats this season.

If any place in the Upper Midwest were going to become a mecca for gambling and overpriced restaurants, it would be North Dakota thanks to there being ungodly amounts of oil there. But no. We can't even get a fucking Target, much less rooftop tennis courts where Roger Federer plays.

#it'salegitimatestrategy

Insert generic Adrian Peterson-related comment here.

When I'm alone in an elevator and it stops at whatever floor I'm going to, I always stand in the middle and act like I'm pulling the doors open on my own. It probably scares everyone waiting for the elevator on the other side, but whatever, I get to pretend that I'm really strong. Or not really weak. One of those…

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Said AJ Clemente of the incident: "Fucking shit, man, drink some water."

Early in his career, JJ Barea made a run at this, but came up a bit short.

Yeah, the Hope Diamond is cursed, unlike the Browns or Jaguars...wait.

@JasonLaCanfora Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. 3 seconds ago

If Starcraft is any indication, then this game is never getting released.