Rogue Galaxy kind of does that when you're running around and your party members ask if you should take a break. No, Kisala, I will save when I want to do so. I like living on the edge.

I'm surprised the guy got caught at all. The KMart where I live is a total joke. If someone sets off the alarm when leaving, he/she gets waved through like it's no big deal.

All I really have to say about the original XBox is "she kicks high."

The first Banjo-Kazooie transformation is a termite. That's good enough for me.

Psh, IG-88 is where it's at.

Adding genuinely funny people would eliminate the single worst aspect of all pregame shows: the awkward forced laughter. An impressionist picking games and name dropping your studio guys does not qualify as any level of humor. It especially isn't the funniest thing you've seen in your life, which seems to be the…

Deion looks lifeless in that picture. I think "Deion" is a hobo that the ESPN NWO drugged for the sole purpose of duping sheeple like you while the actual Prime Time is posing as Stephen A.

I want to see the person who combines all of those interests.

"Show me your moves" will remain the best taunt until someone incorporates either the Ray Lewis dance or the Ickey Shuffle into a fighting game.

Young also announced at a press conference today that he plans to keep his weight down by stepping up his rigorous training regimen of throwing bats.

I thought this game was going to be about catching waves on a Five-Dollar Footlong. Now I'm disappointed and I want a sandwich.

I'm glad they apparently still think Bush is President.

I hope it's the same guy. One of his tweets is about what a great job Woodward and Bernstein did with Watergate. But if you do investigative journalism about his Irish, you are just hatin'. And gay.

Because Ol' Joe is likely just a bad bit, I'll save him the trouble of writing a terrible response. "But Deadspin is being mean and wants to hurt poor Manti because they HATE Notre Dame! It's not fair! And that's the actual malice needed for a defamation suit against a public figure!" And then there will be a link…

I hope Tammany Hall has Chance-esque cards like "Draft Riots! Union Army wrecks your constituents' shit. Lose one district" and "Thomas Nast publishes inflammatory cartoon about you! One district turns against you."

No way does Gregggg consider the best high school football team in North Dakota true champions. They're named the Demons, so he'd be smitten by the loving creator God if he ever printed "HAIL TO THE DEMONS."

This is a pretty boring conspiracy theory. Just Nostradamus/demons/Illuminati/lizard people? Give me some more Bilderberg Group/HAARP controlling the weather/wrestling's NWO was created to desensitize us to the real NWO. That's where it's at.

Video games at rest areas? That's pretty swanky. I usually consider it a successful venture into a rest area if the pop machine doesn't eat my money.

Make the Hall of Fame based on fan votes like the All-Star Game. The baseball writers would get to do their hand-wringing every time someone got voted in that they deemed unworthy and fans would get to see guys they wanted in there. Plus you'd get comically large numbers of Yankees, Red Sox, and Cardinals voted in…

How to break the end parts of FFT: