Conflicts which need to be the subject of games ASAP:

I know wasps are living my XBox because occasionally I hear it make a noise that sounds like "we used to run the country." It also convinced my TV to replace all sports channels with footage of regattas.

The best part about all of these is that Trebek hasn't sported a 'stache for years.

I don't always believe conspiracy theories, but when I do, they come from guys whose Twitter avatars are babies flipping off the camera.

I'm following that GIF with the same intensity I used to have while watching the Windows 95 maze screensaver back in junior high.

I'm really terrible at shooters, so my montage videos are just me dying over and over. They're all set to Adagio for Strings.

Bring back SlamBall or GTFO.

If you really wanted to go full-on crazy with number 7, predict Nintendo will work out whatever issues it has concerning a localization and puts Mother 3 on the 3DS EShop.

Where's the scouting report for Matt Moore from last season?

Rent with Persona characters? Might as well place your bets for which character will contract an incurable disease. I've got Nanako at 3-1 right now, because holy shit, would that be tragic.

I want to say this show will fail because the premise is really uninteresting, but this is the same network with a successful show about taking coupon clipping to the x-treme, so I'm not a very good barometer for TLC programming.

I'm so glad someone decided to write hate mail about Why Your Team Sucks in December. I hope he stumbled across it in his endless crusade to rip on everyone who ever said anything bad about the Redskins.

Greggggg seems like the type of guy who donates to the charity in the name of "Friends of Gregg Easterbrook" so everyone can figure out he was really the one who gave the money and everyone else is just a glory boy leech.

Is he the third man?

*looks at Fakemon at the bottom*

Since when was Wrestlemania XXVIII a game?

I agree. Without ripping on Gregg, I'd have to actually read TMQ and skim its comments section to see if there is anything witty, which there isn't because it's a fucking ESPN comments section.

Scene: aftermath of SB 55

Maybe it's the bright red background, but the one in the middle totally looks like it was inspired by the original cover of Catcher in the Rye.

2002 NFC North: