You might as well make the most of it. Biff laid out the blueprint for what to do in Back to the Future 2.

We're getting video game ideas from the Commies now?! PROOF that gaming is dying. Selling my NES and Master System right now.

Don't be banging on Sheed like that. Both teams played hard, my man.

EA Sports HQ, September 29, 2012:

"I can replace entire words with asterisks in articles and get away with it? Let's see anyone accuse me of plagiarism now!"

James traded for a Magikarp and was so disappointed in it that he kicked it into the water where it instantly evolved into a very angry Gyarados and wrecked everyone's shit.

Name: Jerry Jones

This is the first time I've heard Red Emma connected to a video game since she was a character in Ultima spin-off Martian Dreams.

Now I can't think of Roger Goodell without picturing him patrolling the halls of his high school with a sash that said "Hall Monitor" and ordering kids to open up their lockers.

Assumption time:

Best use of an 80s one-hit wonder for an Easter Egg:

Wow, the Angry Sun has really mellowed since Super Mario Bros. 3.

All wedding guests who wish to participate in the garter toss are reminded to stand no more than six yards away from Christian when he throws it.

I started the update and switched over to watch basketball until it was finished. The whole process took probably an hour max. You have to wonder whether people complaining about the updates do nothing but stare at the status bar for the download.

Pshaw. In my day, we didn't need any fancy-shmancy games like Portal on our calculators. We did perfectly well with realistic simulations Drug Wars and engaging RPGs like Hick Quest.

"[W]here we endlessly seek validation from strangers on the internet." So what you're saying here is you want me to give this column a +1, right?

Insert your own obligatory PS3-related comment here.

Kim Jong Un is dominating everyone and is leading by several hundred thousand votes. To think the West mocked the glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea and its beloved leader. Where is your capitalism now?

Player 1 plays Ndadmukong Suh!

I could see one of the AC 3 sequels involving the French Revolution. Lafayette was involved in the Revolution and Connor already knows him from the American Revolution, so there could be some contrived way to get him across the Atlantic.