Correction: If Stevens is in jail in Florida and Solo's in Portland, then she's in the best spot she can be.

Gregg Easterbrook? Is that you?

Notre Dame is special because it's a good academic school! That doesn't occur anywhere else in the country, like UCLA, Texas, Cal, or Michigan. Or maybe it's because Notre Dame is private, unlike Stanford, USC, or Duke. Or maybe it's the Catholic angle, unlike Georgetown.

Get Seal Team 6 on it. They already proved they know how to get rid of despots who refuse to admit that their empires have decayed around them when they eliminated Al Davis.

Coming soon to a Washington paper near you:

"Holy shit, I have a brother I didn't know about?"

No "Low Rider" by War? Its intro is a cowbell solo!

Don't make Chan Ho Park mad, Larry! He'll try to spin kick you! But don't worry too much. He's really terrible at spin kicks.

Get them Dark Souls and yell things like "feel the burn" and "no pain" every time they die. If they're crying after half an hour, you know you're doing a good job. If you need inspiration, watch college sports and study the angry coaches.

And that was how the identity of Russian mob boss Denim Dan was uncovered.

Sunglasses dude has a shirt underneath his SICK t-shirt jersey. He totally bought that thing (and probably the hat) right before the game inside the Staples Center. Nothing helps you crush pussy after a Lakers W like that t-shirt jersey.

There's a lot in play here on both sides of TMQ's arbitrary love-hate spectrum. On one side, Gronk is a scrappy, white tight end not drafted in the first round. On the other hand, the Pats were up by a ton when it happened and Gregg hates the Pats with the fervor he hates major media and popular entertainment. …

Hoppes has issued a personal statement about this. It begins "Plagiarism is defined in dictionaries as the 'wrongful appropriation,' 'close imitation,' or 'purloining and publication' of another author's 'language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions,' and the representation of them as one's own original work."

I read Forever Macho. Turns out it was a biography of Randy Savage. I have not needed to gain any levels in manliness since but I have become increasingly annoyed by Hulk Hogan.

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I'm glad they made the chase in the last mission easier. I failed that so many times I almost gave up, but couldn't considering it's the very last mission and I wanted to see the ending.

Obligatory "Justin Bieber has more views than this? What's wrong with society smh" comment.

This list will serve its purpose by generating discussion. But there's no way that Cave Story or Rez should be on there and there should probably be more than one Zelda game.

I'm disappointed that Drew missed the part in Gregg's column where he was annoyed that Last Resort had a bunch of unanswered questions about six episodes into its first season. With pacing skills like that, he should be writing in Hollywood, not whatever gated WASP enclave he's in.

Based on the massive turning radii of some of these cars and, I think everyone in Russia secretly drives a hovercraft.