What was it like working with Scott Steiner in the infamous debate segment involving the (then potential) war in Iraq?

It will only truly be Morrowind when the greatest sword in all of Tamriel, the Eltonbrand, is modded in.

What are your current plans for the Duke Nukem franchise?

I was disappointed that the link to the Art Donovan clip was not from when he was a color commentator at the 1994 King of the Ring and spent the whole broadcast asking how much all the wrestlers weighed.

If you want to go the sporting event route, but don't want to tempt fate that much, only tell your past self about crazy events that could net a ton of money because of the odds against them, like "Giants beat Pats 2008 SB" or "George Mason 2006 Final Four."

The Last Guardian.

Upon hearing that Stephen A. realized the Onion was satire, Skip Bayless immediately stated that it was in fact a legitimate paper and Smith didn't know what he was talking about.

Game starring a squirrel? Conker's something? LAME. #Nintendotookiddy

Blast Corps rules! I don't think Rare will ever make a bad game.

They can bring back anyone except that stupid clown from the second game. Worst witness ever.

I want to enroll in DDP so I can feel the bang. You never see it coming.

Poise is like scrap and grit with the key difference being that it transcends white dudes.

You come in here talkin' about your Baskin-Robbins and your Ben and Jerry's. Well, Stone Cold Creamery says "you want extra sprinkles on that?"

He did a Q&A with Deadspin about a month ago and I believe he mentioned Earthbound as one of his favorite games ever, so you know he's legit.

I think it's high time I go get my number 4 Kluwe jersey. Stupid McNabb taking his original number.

In other news, Goodell announced that the NFL will be invading Moscow next winter.

"We're mainly in it for 'The U?'" You can't forget THE Ohio State University when talking about signature player introductions.

I looked at that scoreboard and all I saw were planes flying into towers. It was like our 9/11. United We Stand. These colors don't run. AR-KAN-SAS! AR-KAN-SAS!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Notre Dame and Duke fans are feeling pretty slighted by being left out of the frontrunning festivities.

If John from Boston was such a huge fan of the 80s Pats and owned their jerseys, you'd think he'd know how to spell Irving Fryar's name.