The Vikes to make the playoffs? OOOH, A BOLD CHOICE!

At that point, Reid will spend his timeouts to have an assistant go grab the rule book to see if the quarter length has changed.

When Vigil Games asked Konami if they wanted to do a Darksiders tie-in on Home with the Horsemen, this was not what they had in mind.

Why not do both? Just have whoever is Pozzo also be a horse. Two blindings for the price of one!

The Jaguars or Cardinals probably have the best by virtue of their effectively not existing. The Browns have to be up there too. They didn't sound like dicks. They just sounded really depressed.

As far as authoritarian regimes go, the Galactic Empire is the obvious choice. Go live on a planet where the Moff doesn't care what you do as long as you don't riot and you pay your taxes and you're set. The Empire might even forget you exist. It worked for Grand Admiral Thrawn and Admiral Daala.

I saw the headline and thought someone had robbed a bank dressed as Andy Reid.

As this seems to be your first day on Deadspin, here are a couple of pointers for the next time you go off on Drew:

I think if you go to a big-name academic school, you can't be a glory boy because you're a super scholar-athlete or something. Gregg probably loves Ryan Fitzpatrick and loved Jay Fiedler. Well, not Fiedler, what with his being Jewish and all.

If PSN Plus really wants to take off, it needs to load the spaceship with the rocket fuel.

FYI to Sean: WCW was bought out by WWF in March of 2001, so they weren't doing house shows that summer, though it is completely possible that Nash and the Big Bad Booty Daddy were out chilling and enjoying their paid vacation until their contracts expired.

Great! Now 2K needs to announce a blockbuster licensing deal with TNT so we can get the Inside the NBA crew to do studio updates like Rece Davis does in NCAA Football.

Prima's guides also tended to give away the plots by putting in tons of screenshots and summaries of cutscenes for no discernible reason. There was no way I could have figured out Wesker was evil without that guide.

Great idea, but you know Devin Hester can't catch.

Bro, this never would have happened had the course had a legit Inspector General on hand to monitor the event.

*reads about how Minnesotans are passive-aggressive*

In da Game of Hoez, you either pimp or you die.

Ken Griffey Jr's Winning Run was great because they had the MLB but not MLBPA license, so all the players had fake names. I remember Randy Johnson was Bolt Lightning and Roger Clemens was Spark Butane.

I expected Petrino to leave 3/4 of the way through to pursue other interview opportunities.

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