Nebraska has more hatred for Iowa or Colorado than kansas. Porn, casinos, and weed would be why, jealousy or condemning it.

I’d steal lemons and limes from an elementary school while on my daily dog walk. The use? For my beers.

My James Ward-Prowse hatred is rationally based on the fact he would never accept my offer to buy him in FIFA. Never.

Do it earlier now. I’m 34 and fighting stage 4 colon cancer. Not a smoker, not obese, not a heavy drinker. Just fucking chose me. The prep for a colonoscopy blows, but when you get beyond that, you’re good to go.

Mustard on onion rings.

Is it recommended to set it up in portable or docked mode? Or does it not really matter?

The stages give viewers the chance to change channels and find something else. Just a dumb idea to yellow the race for 14 laps automatically.

I use a chili brick instead. No clue how I’ve made it to my 30's.

I gotta have Shep find me a pro controller now.

As a new dad and a guy fighting colon cancer, I’ve discovered too many body fluids I didn’t know existed. The front runner has to be the shit sludge that gets pumped out of my gut daily from the g-tube I currently have. The absolute worst smell and consistency ever.

As someone fighting colon cancer, it’s strange to explain to someone that you’re actually looking forward to having a tumor and FORTY PERCENT of your colon removed. So is life, I guess.

So about Mario Maker and F-Zero...

Cass/Dodge and around Westroads will be just the best. Can’t believe my wife takes Dodge home from downtown every day.

I can’t wait to watch the Dodge Street traffic cams Sunday.

I learned about this while dazed and hooked to a chemo pump. This is my 4th session of chemo, and I feel like complete ass. It’s hard to push on. Sager did it for three years, plus multiple moonshot surgeries. Amazing.

Just a (sad) thought; Would an International Draft be better due to czar Trump’s immigration beliefs?

Always Footscray to me.

Any story about Goodell deserves to be layered on top of a post about my favorite toilet paper.

Wife started a new job and filed Married-zero in 2015 and totally screwed up my dreams of some home improvements.

Don’t forget the Pats were coming to town before that Kraft guy ruined them.