These are real people?

Great to see attention whoring doesn’t care about sexuality.

Panda Excess

Grandpa?

Of course I was watching the game at my in-laws in Omaha. It got real strange when my father-in-law told everyone in the room to quiet down and watch this commercial like he was doing us all a favor.

FS1 has refused to embrace the streaming devices. ESPN, NBCSN/Golf, and BTN (owned partially by FOX!) all have solid streaming experiences on Roku.

I noticed this morning it had updated on my Android (Nexus 6). Tried it tonight. Refused to open. Uninstalled and reinstalled...twice. That loading screen sure seems purdy. I’m getting a good long look.

Wait. You got it to actually open? I want to know what this life is.

Going to college in Illinois, we encountered some bad ass storms. As an extremely poor college kid, I decided to skip the 30lbs of sand because I could buy 60lbs of dry dog food to weigh my car down. GENIUS!

After getting stuck one morning, I had to tear open the dog food bag and dump some behind the tires. It got me…

Go pick out your prize. You win.

It’s the sports talk radio version of 2 douchey hipsters trying to pretend really hard not to give a shit about anything.

Major league trolling at its best.

Wife? Please. Everyone in Indianapolis has at least three friends that claim they saw Peyton with Angela Buchman that one time.

“See you July 1st!”

Seemed to have worked out well for him, right? Just according to his plan of, uh, well, you know...

While I’m breaking out Rams stories, my best one involves Jimmy Kennedy.

Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

Being a Premier League fan on the west coast does have a couple of benefits. Pouring a Firestone IPA at 4:30a finally doesn’t get a sit-down from friends and family.

Ah, I did know that. Didn’t think about streaming to cells.