Cris Carter. One of the few ways the Ashley Madison hack could get any better.

Another $50 to Cardinals Care.

Didn’t say he was. The whole Bubba thing appeals to the younger crowd though.

Golf is trying to appeal to the younger crowd. That’s where the sport is right now- Rickie, Rory, Spieth, Day, even Bubba. Tiger is an afterthought to millennials. 2008 seems like a lifetime ago. To the Rickie-Rory-Spieth target demo, Tiger’s now more well known for banging a grip of trim and being the golfer you…

Still waiting for the most Patrick Kane defense ever that he was too drunk to do anything with the girl.

Worse guy: Wiffle ball guy with a glove or mid-20s guy at the baseball game with his glove and no kids?

Trying to hold out until Black Friday. You’re not helping, Shep.

Trying to hold out until Black Friday. You’re not helping, Shep.

At this rate, we will never figure out what’s actually going on with Bert and Ernie.

You’re doing it all wrong.

I’d be more embarrassed being photographed attending the Hall of Fame Game.

The colonel is coming after you.

St. Louis’ MLS boner is growing.

Tickets for an entire season?

I understand how it works. I don’t understand the reasoning other than maybe a quick review or a specific walk-through (I’ve used this a lot), which is abundantly available on YouTube.

And I hate basketball.

I’m 33 years old and feel like I’m 83 after reading this post for the same reason. Maybe I’m too old to get why I’d go online to watch someone else play a game, and for that person to capitalize with it as a career blows my mind.

Now, get off my lawn, twitch people.

Probably going to need this in panoramic.

Bullshit. I didn’t count one “eh?” in these emails.

Summer of Jerry

I laughed way too hard at this.

So how’s that grinder? Asking for a friend...

So how’s that grinder? Asking for a friend...