Troll on, brah. Troll on.

It’s known as one of the most boring cities around. It’s moved beyond being a thing, and now people are prideful of it in Charlotte. Proud of how boring the damn city is.

so if something catastrophic happens to Newton, he’s still set

Of course Yahoo! is 20 years late to the streaming shitty Sunday football from England on the internet party.

Sunday will be interesting and painful.

I do this and my coworkers just stare at me. I have to now shame eat them in my car before I walk in. Pretty sure it was becoming an HR issue.

All that’s left is smoking charred pile of rubble? I guess Los Angeles is ready for the Rams offense.

Got nixed on ‘escalator’ three years in a row in the finals in front of the entire school.

I still have nightmares.

Hey Grandpa!

My brother was probably seven or eight years old, and we hit a Shoney’s buffet. He plowed through a plate of shitty buffet food, and as a reward, my parents let him have at that banana fluff that was on the buffet he had been eyeing up. Now, the placement of it was kind of strange on the buffet, but whatever. It was a…

Back in 2006, I had an interview with Harrah’s Casino in St. Louis for a marketing job. Sitting in the HR waiting room with me interviewing for a dealer job was Taylor Stubblefield, who had just signed with the Rams. It was super awkward.

Damn. You have to fight each instance of it in court?

Mobile Chrome was just the worst for me for a long time. Ended up flipping to Opera before upgrading my phone. I noticed Opera ran as smoothly as Safari first did on my iPhone before it went south.

My Chromebook buy (via Kinja Deals!!!) was such a great buy. My laptop was pretty much shot, and Chrome was just destroying the speed of it. I was a little iffy on the app selection at first, but Google offers pretty much everything I need.

If I was driving a car with Jamie Foxx in the front seat and Jim Carey in the backseat, I would have a decision to make.

Brian McCann is somewhere creating the GIF of this to show all of his buddies.

Matheny just kept trying to force Craig in everywhere- RF, 1b, LF. It was bad to watch. I have a real feeling Matheny is a hoarder. He just can’t let anything go. Mozeliak finally had to pull the option.

And for a newer anti-Matheny reference: He’s batting Jason Heyward leadoff tonight. Heyward is batting .252 with an OBP of .310. He was batting 8th mid-week. Let’s give that dude some more ABs!

This x1000. Over Siegrist too.

I’m more amazed by how that Craig contract went from ‘historically great’ to ‘historically terrible’ in the matter of a few seasons and two teams.