Multiple shitty sub-.500 teams get into the NBA playoffs. Not like the sub-.500 team that wins the conference tourney and sneaks in to the Dance. These scrubs finish under .500 and in 2nd place in their division. Fuck the NBA.

By “not shit” teams, do you still include the Celtics and Pacers?

Still better than ending in PKs after 120mins. That is the worst.

Oh, hey Jurgen. You're going to need this.

[Books flight to Korea]

It’s amazing how never bored I was with Madden of the early-mid 90s. Roster updates? Hell naw. Glitches? WATCH THIS AMBULANCE! Those old Madden games were so fantastic.

Hot dog. Show off.

Julian Green couldn't crack this lineup either?

What a disaster! A tasty, tasty disaster.

Things I will never understand: Arbor Day celebrations, why five Home Alone movies were released, and the love people have for Katie Nolan.

You made me scroll up for boobs, and I didn’t see any.

If you have Hulu, check out the fantastic documentary on QPR called The Four Year Plan, and you'll realize partially why fucked this team has been.

Midway’s tunnel TSA checkpoints have led to some interesting moments, including a Chinese businessman dropping his pants in the middle of a checkpoint. The TSA agent asked him to take his shoes off, but he didn’t speak English or put it together that he had to remove his shoes (it was 2002). After the agent pointed…

Burbank is a lifesaver. Santa Barbara has some decent deals if you can catch them. The fact that the Surfliner drops off at John Wayne is the best transportation innovation Southern California has, but that’s not saying much.

Attempting to Uber at LAX is a nightmare. Just hop on the hotel shuttle and Uber outside of…

Go back inside. I’ll take care of this.

Just...one...grenade...

Giving GoFundMe cash to a glory seeking business that refuses to serve its own customers makes complete sense.

Myron Cope mentioning that Harry Carey bursts ear drums is the ultimate pot meets kettle.

Hopefully they keep the Facebook commenting system so I know where to go to feel better about my own life.