This is the scrapyard job/mission dream.

PS+ for only $50!

'Hey Give Me Credit For Having It First' guy on Twitter is the worst guy on Twitter.

But when does Jeter ollie off some hot bitch's tits?

desecrate, not defecate in.

This makes me excited...

Sure can. I had to last night. Just hold your finger over it. May take more than 5sec though.

Sure can. I had to last night. Just hold your finger over it. May take more than 5sec though.

This is good.

Still hoping he can return by the 3rd period. I mean, Lubbock Texas? Nobody deserves that.

World Series? As a former Omaha resident, you're vastly underestimating how much the Ricketts family are about to fuck this up.

I'm having the same issue on the Galaxy tab. Listed here for $260, shows $349 in the widget, pulls up $279 on the link.

I'm having the same issue on the Galaxy tab. Listed here for $260, shows $349 in the widget, pulls up $279 on the…

Matheny having Choate warm up next to Wacha was basically 'Do you want to be punched in the face or kicked in the nuts? Your choice.'

Waits for RKO treatment...

Ninety-five percent of the puck crossed the goal line on his shot

Looking to replace an outdated HP laptop. Is a Surface 3 really the answer or just hype? My wife uses the iPad all the time, but I need something with a USB port and a keyboard'ish accessory. A Lenovo has been tossed around in my mind too. Any suggestions?

Looking to replace an outdated HP laptop. Is a Surface 3 really the answer or just hype? My wife uses the iPad all…

You're probably on to something. He was always played out by the end of October every year.

I never had the chance to go to a Whalers game in that old mall, but the BB&T Center is basically at the end of an outlet mall in the middle of nowhere with a grip of road construction going on around the area. The arena is pretty sweet, but the location is just BRUTAL.

MLB Spring Training and snowbirds will help out…

As a life-long Bears fan, Jerry Angelo covering up hundreds of beatings now makes me understand how he kept his job so long.

I hate admitting this: I love this shitty pizza AND ALL OF THE CRUST.