My sister's ex-boyfriend rented that from Lovefilm, was severely disappointed and put a yellow sticky-note in the return package saying "Not enough monsters in it" as a joke.

He got a reply back from Lovefilm apologising and giving him a free month.

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

Better question. Why is Little Inferno on this list instead of Donkey Kong. I just dont't see the appeal of burning random stuff ino rder to burn newer random stuff. I must be misssing something.

This does indeed seem like a glaring omission. Surely it is at the very least better than ZombiU.

maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

Doesn't prove anything, it's just funny. Also rule 63.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

This.

No press conference actually worked well for them last year, I see no reason why they shouldn't repeat the non-performance.

So it's not a parody and it's dumb? Define dumb, in this case. Is it any dumber than Gears of War or Halo? Not in my opinion.

i think you mean 1998 because that's when I remember new-grounds from.

I've had a copy since launch, but I told myself I wouldn't play it until someone at Kotaku gave me permission. Thanks guys.

Just need to chime in and say that I played the game on the PS3, encountered no game crippling bugs and only a (very) few moments of stuttering graphics. Otherwise, the game played as advertised and I highly recommend it to any South Park and RPG fans.

Then he threw the cup at him.

Regardless of your stance what Jones said or might have said, I can't see how it's responsible to publish these kinds of stories. I've seen plenty of stories on here about the problems with bullying and trolling online, but stories like this give legitimacy to what their doing by not only giving them attention but a…

*cums*

I'd argue against the difficulty of the persuer, if you have 1 or 2 allies its SUPER easy. 3~4 hits from the giant crossbow kills him. Just draw focus to you, have the other 1 or 2 go to crossbows, and keep strafing around him/getting his back to the bows. also when you beat him, go through the crack in the wall, but…

Now, I'm not usually the "OMG YOU DON'T HAVE THE MY FAVOURITE GAME ON THE LIST!!!1!!11!" type but why there is no Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate on here baffles me. I sure hope it was a serious contender for one of those 12 spots.