Says the Kotaku commenter to the other Kotaku commenter about them being a Kotaku commenter when in reality that Kotaku commenter is nothing more than a Kotaku commenter even though in that Kotaku commenter's mind he isn't a Kotaku commenter.

Well, no. I'm not leaving out. I'm not even thinking about it for the simple reason that your original comment is very clear in your premises: those who believe it's okay for the young to play mature video games; those who make sexist and misogynistic comments; the two are one and the same.

I wish you were joking, but since you oh so obviously aren't, I'll sum up your comment for you. But like I said earlier, I can't argue against it. It's just that special level of stupid.

I think you've missed the blatantly obvious sarcasm in my comment. It's unfortunate that I've had to point this out, as I think the effect is somewhat lost. Wouldn't you agree?

Ridiculous comments deserve ridiculous replies. Your point is beyond reductive; it can't actually be argued against seriously.

Yes, Grand Theft Auto invented misogyny. What?

This sequel is on par with Caddyshack 2.

This sucked.

I didn't think this was that funny overall, but I died when Bryan Cranston threw the pizza.

Yeah, they didn't really pull me in with the joke dealer premise. Cranston throwing the pizza was beautiful though.

Stopped at 3 minutes, because they killed the bitch joke.

I've been hearing that since the gamecube came out. As likely then as it is now.

I wonder if this is some Patten Oswalt level trolling Gucci Mane is doing here. Now hear me out:

GREAT game!

RollerCoaster Tycoon

Wing Commander III: Heart of the Tiger

The Incredible Machine

Metal Marines (PC) 1994

Raptor: Call of the Shadows

SkiFree

Why: Because you're running a computer that has less power than your Verizon flip phone from 2004.

Where You Can Get It: From a Win 95 computer scrap yard in Nicaragua.

Tips For Modern Machines: Just beat your laptop about the head with a hammer. Repeatedly.