maybe he shouldn't have punched the guy in his neck?

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

Doesn't prove anything, it's just funny. Also rule 63.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

No press conference actually worked well for them last year, I see no reason why they shouldn't repeat the non-performance.

So it's not a parody and it's dumb? Define dumb, in this case. Is it any dumber than Gears of War or Halo? Not in my opinion.

I've had a copy since launch, but I told myself I wouldn't play it until someone at Kotaku gave me permission. Thanks guys.

Just need to chime in and say that I played the game on the PS3, encountered no game crippling bugs and only a (very) few moments of stuttering graphics. Otherwise, the game played as advertised and I highly recommend it to any South Park and RPG fans.

Then he threw the cup at him.

Regardless of your stance what Jones said or might have said, I can't see how it's responsible to publish these kinds of stories. I've seen plenty of stories on here about the problems with bullying and trolling online, but stories like this give legitimacy to what their doing by not only giving them attention but a…

I can buy that reasoning.

Meanwhile, thug Richard Sherman is busy not being in these situations and probably polishing the frame on his Stanford degree.

Have to imagine this is more in response to the way he has been glorified in death, an honor this is arguing he doesn't really deserve.

Yeah but dying shouldn't be an invitation for the peanut gallery to rip you a new one.

Here's the thing, though: you don't KNOW the way he really was. You know about a few instances of his life in which he did some fucked up shit. Those instances — the ones you know about — make up approximately .0000000000000000001% of the total moments of the man's life. And, of course, there were many more fucked up…

Warrior?......Warrior, is that you?!
I would recognize your incoherent massacre of the english language anywhere. We miss you buddy.

This was what I was thinking about during the presentation. A small nod to that would've been nice... Some secrets may still be left to scrabble through!

I'd argue against the difficulty of the persuer, if you have 1 or 2 allies its SUPER easy. 3~4 hits from the giant crossbow kills him. Just draw focus to you, have the other 1 or 2 go to crossbows, and keep strafing around him/getting his back to the bows. also when you beat him, go through the crack in the wall, but…