The problem for me is that I’ve had those shrimp entrees at RL, and I don’t think that I would want any more than 2 servings of any of them. I would rather have a single serving of well prepared wild caught Gulf shrimp than endless servings of mediocre farmed shrimp done in the lackadaisical manner of RL.

So do I get to be the first Kinja user to end up with the police escorting me out of a Red Lobster for the crime of being there for 8 hours while gorging?

I LOVED the bagels and breakfast sauce but none of the McDonalds in my area are carrying them. The bagels themselves were fine, though not very “bagel-y” but the sauce, oh, the sauce. It was sweet, tangy, and an unsettling shade of yellow-green. Amazing.

No, the electric cars in qualifying did not run faster lap times at PIR than IndyCar. According to Wiki, the fastest IndyCar lap in qualifying in 2022 was 57.9218 seconds (Christian Lundgaard). Newgarden had the fastest lap during the race at 59.5874 seconds. The fastest Formula E lap in qualifying: 1 minute 8.919…

Thanks to him I never get out of the boat. R.I.P.

Hopefully he’s picking mangoes somewhere nicer than this craphole.

You had to Google that? Looks like someone didn’t watch old (well old-new) Top Gear :P

I’ve been thinking a lot about this incident and the take that resources were potentially wasted on five billionaires. I have thoughts, but no blog or anything so, I’m going to share them here.

First two are about the process of the bill and not the contents.

Funny Oregon gas pump story: I used to own an Ariel Atom. I would show up at the pumps, and hop out, and the attendants would look at me from a distance and say “I’ll just let you do that yourself”, and I’d nod.  So, not only did it intimidate kids from wanting to drag race me, it also intimidated fuel attendants into…

Toss the nuggets in the landscaping outside. The rats will love you for it.

Donaldson explained that he wanted to shut down MrBeast Burger altogether, but the company that he partnered with to create the business, Virtual Dining Concepts—which also runs Mariah Carey’s Cookies—would not allow him to terminate the brand. In another deleted tweet Donaldson wrote, “Young Beast signed a bad deal.”

Wendy’s pricing is so fucked...I can get a burger, small fry, small drink and chicken nuggets for $5, but if I don’t want the nuggets it costs like $9.   I guess I just need to shove more calories down my piehole like a good American?

If there’s one silver lining, it’s that an implosion would have been a quick death and they wouldn’t have suffered like they would if they suffocated. 

This episode of Star Trek in a nutshell

Please keep your hands off this one, Zaslav.  TCM is one of the rare remaining cable channels that still feels like it still has a unique identity, that isn’t the usual slop of original programming, reality/competition shows, and reruns.  

I hope the meeting involved Speilberg, Anderson, and Scorsese showing up with baseball bats to “convince” Zaslav to save TCM, resign, and hand WBD over to someone who knows what the fuck they are doing