Do you ever wonder if maybe you’re not cut out for writing “funny” material?

It’s different when he does Franchise movies, because of his:

I agree, but I’ve since migrated to the Steak Bagel they do. It hits all the spots. 

What’s the odds on it being Orcas continuing their class uprising?

This would have never happened with a Gamecube controller

I gotta disagree with the assessment of the controller’s value vs safety towards the end of your article. It should be made clear that while yes, xbox controllers are technically in use on the attack subs, even the linked article indicates those controllers have nothing to do with actually controlling the movement of…

“It should be like an elevator. It shouldn’t take a lot of skill.”

When I moved to Georgia in 1995, I used to go out for drives on nice weekends just to see what was out there.

That could not be more on-brand for Dylan.

This was a few years ago, but didn’t they pay Bob Dylan a few million to produce an amount of content? And he gave them a few hours of him playing weird old folk and blues records from the 1930's and rambling about the guy who invented Graham Crackers and his opinions on masturbation and human health before he got…

I remember the time when I was in college and Simmons was still a columnist for ESPN, and I wrote in to one of his mailbags breaking down the illogical batting order of Bad News Bears in Breaking Training. Never got a response and he never acknowledged my email, but wouldn’t you know it? A few months later, he churned…

GIVE MORE POWER TO HER MAJESTY, make it illegal for idiots like those here to criticise and attack her. She’s innocent but still they attack for no reason. – God Saved the Queen, WE CIVILISED THE WORLD, United Kingdom, December 25, 2015

The fact that there’s basically no way that Harry and Meghan could possibly produce interesting content means its pretty much entirely Spotify’s fault that they offered that much money to them without hammering out more concrete terms about how much content they would actually be producing. It’s not a surprise to…

I say this as a 56 year old wealthy white man who doesn’t understand the fascination his wife has with the Royal Family and thinks “ok boomer” is almost as dumb an insult as “snowflake.”

Second time I’ve gotten to do this today!

Who listens to these celebrity podcasts? Like I get it if the person is known for being entertaining like Conan O’Brien but why would I listen to Prince Harry or Barrack Obama when I can listen to two guys in Tennessee make fun of bad Kickstarters.

The US also uses Pu-238 because it won’t flat out kill you if you happen to be in the same room with it. PU is an alpha source, and while it’s toxic as a substance, alpha radiation isn’t all that dangerous unless you ingest it or breath it in. There have even been (ill-considered) experiments (some without telling the…

Ah, Communist USSR. They were always ready to sacrifice the safety (and lives) of their citizenry chasing that great big red dream of Utopia.

I always thought these rude concept restaurants were stupid; there’s enough nastiness in the world.

World in Conflict was an amazing game. Not since Age of Mythology did I want an FPS campaign to go along with my strategy game.