So will Danica be penalized for getting out of her car and walking toward the racing surface? That’s been a point of emphasis for NASCAR since Tony Stewart hit that guy during the sprint car race.

How is that an insult? Come on, try harder.

The only way she can win a race is if she is the only driver.

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Kimi we think there’s something wrong with the car

Haryanto is the new Maldonado

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

This is truly underrated trolling here. Bravo!

Then they drink a whole lof of champaigne afterwards and celebrates breaking the law.

F1 Drivers are always breaking the laws. They speed around everywhere over and over again with no regard for personal safety.

#blessed

0-60 in 30 seconds is a lot of Pontiac Excitement! Can’t imagine why GM killed them off...

we got a jaden smith tweeter over here

Rumor has it the articles can be avoided by not clicking on them. If you need help, I’m sure there are several great mouse tutorials on Youtube.

I wouldn’t mind Foxtrot Alpha becoming an independent blog, but it is logical to keep it as part of Jalopnik for marketing reasons. And comparison with Jezebel is way off, since the number of Jalops who like FA far outweighs those who don’t.

Why does it bother you so much? There are plenty of shitty articles popping out on Jalopnik, so why do you people keep whining about some good, quality and informative journalism that Foxtrot Alpha is (70% of the time, but ultimately better than 70% of the stuff on Jalopnik)?

Biggest subway failure since Jared.

Each of the car numbers represents a year in which Ford took the overall win at LeMans. Clever.

Check the header. You’re on Foxtrot Alpha.

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?