I guess he couldn’t *ahem* Power through it.

What is the deal with me losing my ass on these cars? I wanna know!

We’ll get on fabulously without you. Enjoy your fall.

Yeah.

He is American... Santino Ferruci? That guy is American?

* security cam footage of the exit to the lot with the other cars that don’t have valet mode *

He must be bummed, after watching that Documentary series you could tell racing was his passion, acting just paid the bills.

At this point, I applaud any effort to keep the race in the States and I think on balance, the US Grand Prix organizers have put together an entertaining show at a great venue. But, the reality of our current F1 environment is that it’s getting harder and harder for liberal (small L) democracies to host F1 races…

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say, Mercedes in a Grand Prix?? They kill us. I beat Renault all the time. All the time. When did we beat Red Bull at anything? They send their cars over here by the pair, and what do we do? When was the last time you saw a Chevrolet at Suzuka? It doesn’t exist,…

Today I learned Lewis Hamilton’s sponsorship comes from HM Government. No wonder David Cameron can’t fix the budget!

Of course the Supreme Commander can approach the warhead (which he designed himself on the back of a napkin) because he is totally immune to radiation!

“Ferrari-like”

Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

A few things that annoyed me about them robbing the place.

Wow that’s pretty bold to label those who play sports games as casuals. Isn’t the term gamer essentially a person who plays games? Stop It with elitist attitude and trying to be better than everyone.

This is just a preview of life in President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho’s America.

At this rate, you know, you'll end up offering sacrificing half of the living things on the Universe just to please Death. Sadly, even for Thanos that didn't work out.

Is that a Sickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Little known fact... I have ED-209 on my license plates!