Get a grip, Man... it’s just panic... teens don’t have the life experience... and there are plenty of older people who’ll try and do a runner.

An affluent 18-19 yo girl driving a BMW convertible? Yeah, 95+% chance she was texting and driving. She’s lucky no one died. 

We’ll probably learn that the Xenomorphs aren’t that scary once you get to know them and they assimilate much as other immigrant groups do. They do have a problem with getting drunk from spoiled milk, though.

We let all the disgusting things you’ve done slide by all the time.

We need Enrico Pallazzo now more than ever!

No the lightsaber battles in the Acolyte were not particularly good.

Charlton Heston was playing Nick Fury, wasn’t he? 

I enjoy the unspoken joke of a guy who looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger  going through life pretending to be an unassuming software salesman and everyone just buys it.

You do kinda think there’s a certain limit, as goofy the movie is, for the cartoon stuff, but then Charlton Heston rocks up as their boss and he’s got a goddamn eyepatch, and a healthy apetite for the scenery.

so many jokes are just straight up cartoon logic, too. obviously there’s the uzi falling down the stairs bit, but for my money when the bird lands on a truck and then it falls and explodes? that’s the good stuff. that’s literally looney tunes.

Da briddgggeeeer iss ouuuuttttt

OP is referring to *Tom*Arnold.  Not Arnold Schwarzenegger

I don't see the abuse of Dushku as something the viewer has to deal with. I'd bet most people aren't even aware.

CAMERON’S GREATEST FEAT HERE WAS MAKING TOM ARNOLD SEEM TO BE A LIKEABLE ACTOR WHO COULD CARRY PART OF A MOVIE. HE WAS LEGITIMATELY HILARIOUS IN THIS FILM.I HAVE SEEN HINTS IN RECENT YEARS THAT SUGGEST ARNOLD IS NOT AS AWFUL AS HE WAS TREATED FOR MANY YEARS, BUT HAVE NOT LOOKED INTO THEM FOR VERACITY.

She stole someone’s identity to take advantage of her fellow immigrants. She’s not a hero, or even a hard worker. She cheats.

No, it means that it cannot be refiled. I hope my sharing of knowledge helped.

I would argue it means the exact opposite. 

Imposter syndrome is where you feel like you’re underqualified in a situation where you’re actually perfectly competent. This is more like the Dunning Kruger effect. You’re not competent enough to understand that you’re underqualified.

Wild how this column praises the “grit and determination” of, and even romanticizes at times, a common criminal. The downward slide of Jalopnik continues.