Questions about a loophole. I've never had pie as a pastry. The old McDonalds pies were technically turnovers, is that still the case?

I like to believe these answers are made up by what the author thinks these celebs would say. 

It's not that people in Chicago are anti ketchup, it is simply that a Chicago dog does not have it. 

Chevy Chase is an asshole who turns in a good performance until his assholery gets him canned. Obit written. 

Finally RoboCop is back. I've been stuck with the porn version RoboCock. 

I’ve been gone a while, $kay quit?

In my experience people named Kevin are terrible. 

Who knew the robot apocalypse would start with the post office?

This won’t lead to any angry reprisals when people see some stranger with a speed gun.

Enthusiast already complaining that the stations aren't air cooled. 

Eh Viacom has a lot of Scientologist in it. South Park only got by through their method of doing an episode in three days.

I can’t wait till the Meg eats Jason Statham so the Navy sends in a Seawolf sub and just torps the meg. 

Not accusations, I meant acquisitions. 

Hopefully these accusations point to them dropping That 70's Show. Just get creeped out watching that rapist on the show. 

I’ll take one. 

The bird was just trying to leave you a free breakfast. 

It should end with it being revealed that the Simpsons were a figment of Flander’s imagination. 

It died on the way back to its home planet. 

Exodus beats Genesis in good movie adaptations though. 

It just pisses me off how stupid a name GOOP is. However then I remember it is Gwyneth Paltrow and it makes a little more sense.