Didn’t Jim end up in Benghazi? 

My dad was in the stands near where the people died in the US 500. All he says about it is you don’t want to see a person get hit by a tyre. 

I’m one of those guys who just doesn’t do updates. I was I think two years out of date on updates when I got one on my 5s a few months ago. Since then the battery has just been a liar to me. I’m to lazy to go in for a new battery, but I do take issue with the simple fact that after I got the update my battery went to…

My favorite on Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray is when one of the actors in the skit said “haven’t you been dead for six months?” I laughed for two minutes straight after that line.

Holy shit. 

I don’t know people buy me drinks at the bar to ask about my hunch. I also once performed on Broadway as Quasimodo.

If we are going to push a car for people to pay a lot for I would suggest people start buying high mileage Ford Fusion hybrids. Come on Jalopers push that price up. 

I relish this video. 

Edit: Fuck you Kinja. 

You know what guys and I would bet a dollar on this, I think Elon Musk is a crab person. I just have a hunch people. 

I have to do two things after looking at this photo. First go see a cardiologist because I think this is giving me second hand heart attack.

Looks like we got a real Frasier here with their high toting Sherry drinking. 

Suckers. I bought a Benelli M4 new for a a third of that.

I always just go with the Polish Sausage at Wrigley. 

One of the worst mistakes in my life was when I was at Citi Field I waited in a long ass line for nachos that were overpriced and not that good.

Hopefully he doesn’t get Airbusted too much for this. 

You could say the wine had real legs to it. 

I’m just waiting for the after photos. 

I went to a Japanese meat party and it was also satisfying. So who is the real winner between the two of us Andrew?