RIP Deadspin

Deadspin Forever

I’ll respect the “beer and wine are free but you’ve got to pay for liquor drinks” bar, too. I can understand not wanting to spend a fortune to watch the groom’s family and friends get completely blind whiskey drunk, for instance. But you’ve got to have some free options.

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

Maybe this was just a practice game. We talkin’ about practice?

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

Sir this is a baseball post.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Stick to sports.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Ya Gotta Bereave!

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

The witness statement in the police report explains it pretty clearly: “hands, touching hands, reaching out, touching me, touching you”

Seriously.  Someone needs to sit down with the rest of the owners and teach them how to play Settlers of Catan.  You don’t trade sheep for wheat with the person who has 8 points showing and a 2:1 wheat port. 

“South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

You’ve really gotta wonder about the moral capabilities of a person who honestly thinks a human can’t feel pity for two people at the same time.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Yeah. “Selling out the primary mission of the agency” seems to be the most important skill to have if you want a government job these days.

Fits the pattern. The administration jobs tend to go to the people who are most devoted to destroying the agencies to which they’re appointed.