When will Greg Howard come out of hiding?

I will miss the way you never really liked anything, and used too many words to say so.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

LOL at you taking “Big Shot Bob” at face value. Holy shit.

In 2013 the Spurs has crafted what was essentially a perfect team but ran into Lebron James in the finals, who simply overpowered them with his greatness.

*Pushes up baseball helmet in nerd fashion*

Please, don't make Kevin Draper use any more commas.

Nicole was subsequently dumped because Lacob finally found the trophy-wife he had been looking for.

Hey! I’ve read enough “Infinitely Wild” to know that Wes Siler is the manliest man that’s ever manned, and he’s also very touchy, so let’s not question his authority, okay.

Typical Deadspin turning a simple error into some huge crisis. Old ass Ted Lerner said “Get the black” and Rizzo misunderstood.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

This is the first time a Jets player has been publicly cold-cocked since Brett Favre sent that picture to Jenn Sterger from the team’s ice-bath.

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Or just an “or”