Who knew Marchman’s pen name is “Albert Burneko?”

This has been the White Sox Minute.

I see no problem with this. -Mark Fidrych

“I was hosting a party and some dude who was the only Pats Bills fan there celebrated so hard he shotgunned a beer and body slammed my coffee table.”

Who knew Tom Brady was a 2 sport athlete?

This is good Kinja.

It’s the same defective gene that creates this sort of person: http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/dont-ever-be-this-guy-1798543621