Watch out for the manifold plate that likes to blow out if you stay in 18th gear too long...you'd think they'd just use stronger rivets or something.

What, like a Mustang or a Camaro?

Huh, looks like a metaphor for death.

Woohoo! It’s 1975 and we can finally have rectangular sealed beam headlights! It looks SO FUTURISTIC.

So many creases and facets...it reminds me of the Dodge Caliber, but then when I went to refresh my memory, I see Chevy doubled down on Dodge’s worst ideas from the late ‘00s.

I was ready to say Nice Price because it’s almost the exact turbo build I’d do, right down to the 6 speed transmission and 3.9:1 Torsen, 949 6ULs, and 55mm Koyo radiator. I was ready right up until I clicked through to the ad and saw the hideous custom hood, tacky interior, and zero photo evidence that the 8"…

This is the Teletubbies I remember.

They did tease us with one hit...we sure could have used the third generation Mazda6 Wagon.

Touché. But they didn’t show us a “Miata Concept Vision Gran Tourismo” or any such nonsense.

In the last 15 years has Mazda built a car they teased? They've made some lookers, but they kinda just drop them on us in production form.

Now all he needs are some foot rudder controls.

Now all he needs are some foot throttle controls.

Came here to see someone using a throttle cable with their hand.

Unfortunate resemblance to Veloster is unfortunate.

The Saab 99 was my gateway drug to being in love with the “Saab look” too.

I already have.

Hello, I work for Alaska in Maintenance and Engineering, and we’ve been discussing all of this non-stop every hour since the news broke.

• Driven in reverse as often as it is driven forward, but the driver’s seat is fixed facing forward.