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Genetic diversity FTW.

Clearly the best and freshest Volvo DNA to carry forward.

But this is the most polluted BMW DNA available. Why not something more pure? E39 M5? 3.0 CSL? 507?

Relax, its just for genetic diversity.

For the Hapsburg jaw.

For a healthy representation of the “curved windshield” gene.

Citroen DS, because this DNA has to make it.

Ooh, and that one has the clean front bumper, too...

...genetically engineer giant produce to fire so that military surplus benefits everybody! Clean-up is virtually unnecessary since everything is biodegradable. Giant cucumbers bearing the rifling marks of a tank barrel lobbed across fields, whirled peas...

Tank ball? Paint ball? Pank ball?

What kind of tape deck is that?

2016 Miata starts at $24,915

Just slightly.

I never thought the Crossfire looked graceful, but today it looks about as polished as a 2001 Hyundai Accent.

Consummate “V”s!

That’s a lot of glare on the instrument panel. Prepare to see your own goony face staring back at you when you check the fuel economy gauge.

What was your nickname in highschool (or what did you want it to be)?

Give it a minute.