710, farting sea-turtle

Unless for some reason you’re determined not to learn, I could teach you. The only person I haven’t been able to teach was my one-legged girlfriend in college.

Every time I see that damn dog-paddle gesture I know somebody is about to stall the car. Don’t start by trying to teach the end result, start by teaching what each pedal does and have them practice using them individually in neutral. Hold engine speed at different levels, practice range of motion on the clutch,…

If the old one is “Enterprise D” the new one is “Deep Space Nine.”

I don’t think “symmetrical” means what you think it means.

Can I tie a string to the stone?

I personally abhor most yellow cars, but yellow retains its value longer on the resale market. Anyway, I’ll take my GT350 in yellow, fully loaded, and trade it in for a couple of ND Miatas.

Kudos for keeping the hood low, but this treatment at the base of the windshield is the worst. On the Fiat Multipla it was charming. The Multipla owned it and used it, and it was basically a van anyway, so they made a play on the idea of a “two box” design. The Panther doesn’t get a pass.

Place your pictures of burning Lamborghinis and Ferraris here.

The new Camaro based on the Tahoe platform.

Dammit, don’t tease me!

Mercedes CLS

Oh Daniel Simon, never change!

Sometimes it takes a dumb statement to throw another one into relief. At least I made you think about it.

Remember BMW Films?

Words have gender. People have sex.

You misunderstand me. Anybody that vandalizes my car should die—unless we just didn’t see eye-to-eye, then they get a noogie.

Die? For scratching the paint on an outspoken skinhead’s car?

Define “give a fuck.” If you mean, “jump in and twist an arm when damage was already done,” then why should they risk harm to themselves?