Mr. Ghosn, do try to look less like a Disney villain.

What are these vents doing way the hell down here? Get ready for icy/roasted knuckles.

All the buttons. On one big long row. Nope.

Two comrade? For carrying not one carski but two?

In fact, the whole roof is pretty well goobered.

The kid eats paper at the end.

What the hell, Doug? How is it all of your friends are beautiful?

...Almost

Can I get it without these dumb LED fog lights?

Miata star you for making that pun.

I like a Saab 900. I especially like a rare Saab 900, but the market doesn’t justify pricing any Saab 900 over $2,000-2,500 right now.

Oh Viper aficionados. Never change. That is the fourth second first-generation Viper.

But then it announces its presence with ugly home brew badging.

I’m convinced there was some wheel smoke at one point or another, but by the end of the video the Miata definitely had more smoke coming from under the hood than from its tire.

This should be any other color than gold.

This just in: Every time it’s a Camry, it’s always a Camry.

...which is still porky, even if there are heavier cars out there.

Thanks for spotting that. Some homophones override others when I’m looking at a cartoonish nostalgia barge.

Three inches larger at the waste and 28% heavier than in 1967. Just like you. Camaro.